March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
0vary-expl0si0n:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
I’m just so bored with life.
Life right now is just plain and boring and sad and incredibly lonely for no reason at all.
I’m almost always zoning out, and living in my own little fantasy worlds in my head, because I just hate everything right now.
I’ll never be pretty or be successful or impress anyone or become a stronger person or stop being selfish and god I’m so weak...
How is "Harvey Wallbanger" one word?!: URGENT:... →
heysammy:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly…
…But when I go to the link for the web history, it says it’s not even turned on…
So I guess...
Watchyamaburi:
sharkfruit:
analfucks:
ludashiki:
thepageofheart:
cjtheowl:
davekatwhisperer:
trickstermodeatnight:
mrchibs:
cabout:
thevinckanator:
This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
shIT i IOST It
SEND HElp
DYING
SSSAJKDASD
good god
WASN’T EXPECTING THAT ONE…
Oh
I WAS ABOUT TO JUST SCROLL PASSED THIS,TOO. SO JDZKJZD KM.ZD JKZ
IDK WHAT TO...
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive. →
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermione: that's stupid.
Definition of Obsession: PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME... →
across-my-mind:
himapapaftw:
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
penotbutter:
mooshamaam:
twitch-a-twitch-eyebrows:
bluebloodhugebitch:
DID ANDREW HUSSIE DIE IN A CAR CRASH
DID OR DID HE NOT
I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM WRITING HOMESTUCK RIGHT NOW
I JUST WANT TO…
Why do people just believe everything on the internet? Like, calm the fuck down. Can we have some proof, before we act...
To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I don't understand that reference: HOW TO PISS OFF... →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
February 2012
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...
Watchshantasies:
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ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
maenila:
OH MY GOD
wtf what kind of friend does that
i would’ve pissed on you
YOU RUINED CAKE D:
wow
dumbest fucking people on the planet jesus christ.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE TERRIBLE PEOPLE OH MY GOD
ok that’s some dumb shit
yet i can imagine my friend and i doing that
knocking each other out on our birthdays
by...
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seaofglasz:
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supuru:
mega-meister:
no, I don’t think you guys understand how fantastic this site is
I just listened to orchestra music followed by mother mother, the proclaimers, the red hot chili peppers, and Detektivbyran.
because my music taste is fucking awesome.
I lika this a lot!
Whoever came up with this.. I love you. So...
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
senile-snake:
homestuckandcartoons:
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
thedruff:
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
